The Novara Media Guide to Laundering Your Reputation

It doesn’t matter how badly you’ve messed up the country: the UK media is always on hand to help disgraced politicians back into the establishment. Tony Blair, Theresa May and Alastair Campbell all enjoy the favourable opinion of the nation’s journalists, in spite of everything they did with power when they had it. And if you can’t afford Bell Pottinger, just follow Novara Media’s comprehensive reputation laundering programme.