73: Where Did It All Go Wrong on the Dancefloor?

Having rekindled her appetite for fun, Ash now has a five-point plan to improve clubbing: Make Dancing Marvellous Again. Plus, advice for a special one whose boyfriend isn’t weird or jealous – and that’s the problem.

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Music by Matt Huxley.